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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Method Mensch" data-source="post: 4974009" data-attributes="member: 71846">Father Smith was the understudy to Father Jones.  Jones had to travel and for the first time, left Smith in charge.  Jones knew Smith would be taking confession but told him not to worry.  "I made a chart with every sin you will hear, and the corresponding penance".Soon after, Smith was in the confession booth,  taking confession.   Everything went swimmingly until a woman came in and nervously confessed to engaging in sodomy.  Smith could not find the sin on the list.  Increasingly nervous,  he leaned out of the booth just as the choir boys were making their way past the booth. He grabbed one the boys.   "Quickly, Billy, please tell me:  what does father Jones give for acts of Sodomy?"  Billy answered quickly.  " Usually  it's a lollypop and a ride in the Chevy".</blockquote>