Was having coffee with the wife talking about my helper and and got to thinking I would share stories from day to day. We all need a good laugh and some of these helpers are giving me just that. I will just start with Fri. I pick helper up at strip mall helper gets into the truck with a large pizza yes a pizza I look and say when are you going to eat that? Helper says during lunch I say what lunch helper says the lunch get during the day. I then need to explain to helper as nice as I can mind you I have 200 stops 350 pieces and a loader who cant read numbers. ok Helper here how its going to go I hand you box you put on side of house you come back to truck i give you next box when no more boxes you go home. Helper says oh ok sorry didnt know. First stop give helper box helper goes to side of house 2 min go by still not back I go look no helper but i do see foot prints in snow going toward the back yard. So I did what any driver would do call center punch out for breaks and enjoy a warm cheese and sausage.