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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 468310" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Subject: Fwd: Economic stimulus</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><u><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US</span></strong></u></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">explain using the Q and A format: </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>"<span style="color: #0000ff">Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>"Q. Where will the government get this money? </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>"A. From taxpayers. </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">"A. Only a smidgen</span></strong>. </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><strong>"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">"A. Shut up! " </span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">If you spend that money at Wal-Mart , all the money will go to China . </span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">If you purchase a computer it will go to India . </span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras, </span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).</span> </strong></span></span><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ffff00"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">If you buy a car it will go to Japan .</span></strong> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan . </strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff">And none of it will help the American economy.</span></strong> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong>We need to keep that money here in America.</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong>You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #ff00ff">baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, </span></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">since those are the only businesses still in the US. </span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>BE AMERICAN - BUY AMERICAN MADE <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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