Embarassing Moments !!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by covemaster, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    We have all had them,, name some of yours !!! I walked into a funeral home when I was newbie and no one was around to sign, I shouted out UPS several times, then went into room to look for someone, only to find guy laid out in a coffin...funeral director came out of office to tounge lash me ,he was with a family!! felt like a jerk.... From that day forward , I just scribbled his name and left stuff in front of his office,we did end up with a good repore !!
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    When I was a casual driver I split my pants wide open at one of my first delivery stops of the day.....thank goodness it was winter and I was wearing thermals.
  3. 65Goat

    65Goat Member

    Same here, I was on the Mall route and luckily I was able to get a safety pin. I mean it was a BIG split! Only other option would have been walking backwards all day.
  4. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    i carry a spare set of pants ever since we went to that twin hill crap
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Ill beat u all I promise.

    Walked in on a pastor jerking off in his office at the church.
  6. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I went to fart...

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    A long time ago, before I left the church, I had a ups guy walk in on me while I was masturbating.
    I was too far along to stop. He was gracious enough to wait for me to sign for my porn, I mean religious literature.
  9. beavis

    beavis Member

    At the loading dock of a high rise bank tower I had just finished sorting multiple totefuls of nda and I was running late. I pulled back on the handle of my overloaded handtruck and the rubber grip came off in my hand flipping it forward and scattered nda envelopes under every vehicle on the dock. The fedex lady looked over as she was walking away and said, "That sucks."
  10. feeder05

    feeder05 Active Member

    i would never sign for the package. you are looking for trouble if you do. leave a del. notice and they can sign notice and leave the package the folowing day.
  11. JackStraw

    JackStraw Active Member

    While this doesn't come close to Brownslave,it was still quite embarrassing. Delivering to a high school,all the kids outside on lunch,I slip on some ice and go ass over teakettle.
  12. Harry Manback

    Harry Manback Robot Extraordinaire

    Wow...that's hilarious. I've done the split pants thing a couple times, once with my female sup doing space/vis. When I was an air driver, I was leaving an office and clarifying the customers sig. Looking at the board and not where I was going, I bumped into and knocked over a 5 gallon water cooler. I just froze and watched the water glugging out for a few seconds. The customer came out and freaked... My response? "Sorry bout that ma'am, have a nice day!"
  13. bigblu 2 you

    bigblu 2 you Active Member

    forgot to put a orange cone out at a stop,,,you could imagine the humiliation.
  14. Gumby

    Gumby *

    I guess nobody wants to bid your route?...lol
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I was covering a route. Went back a few days later and he was there. I'm perfectly content to never speak of it again.

    Him apparently not. He was like oh I realized after you left the other day it might have looked bad. I was giving my self a self examination blah blah blah.

    This was more embarrassing than what I actually saw. I just said oh ok and got outta there. I know what I saw trust me.
  17. Gumby

    Gumby *

    How lomg was you looking?.....sorry brownslave I just had to say it!!!

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    Please tell me he didn't try to shake your hand when he apologized/explained his "self examination"!
  19. gman042

    gman042 Been around the block a few times

    I found that a stapler works well under these circumstances. Just be sure to remove the pants before you attempt it though. referred to as a :censored2: in our center.
  20. Gumby

    Gumby *

    did he use the stylus or something else.............. to sign for his package? i hope it wasnt Pastor release...sorry I meant driver release!