Embarassing Moments !!

[Covemastah]

We have all had them,, name some of yours !!! I walked into a funeral home when I was newbie and no one was around to sign, I shouted out UPS several times, then went into room to look for someone, only to find guy laid out in a coffin...funeral director came out of office to tounge lash me ,he was with a family!! felt like a jerk.... From that day forward , I just scribbled his name and left stuff in front of his office,we did end up with a good repore !!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

When I was a casual driver I split my pants wide open at one of my first delivery stops of the day.....thank goodness it was winter and I was wearing thermals.

 

[65Goat]

When I was a casual driver I split my pants wide open at one of my first delivery stops of the day.....thank goodness it was winter and I was wearing thermals.

Same here, I was on the Mall route and luckily I was able to get a safety pin. I mean it was a BIG split! Only other option would have been walking backwards all day.

 

[serenity now]

i carry a spare set of pants ever since we went to that twin hill crap

 

[Brownslave688]

Ill beat u all I promise.



Walked in on a pastor jerking off in his office at the church.

 

[cosmo1]

Same here, I was on the Mall route and luckily I had a roll of the old, brown packaging tape. I mean it was a BIG split! Only other option would have been walking backwards all day.

Fixed!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I went to fart...

 

[BSWALKS]

A long time ago, before I left the church, I had a ups guy walk in on me while I was masturbating.
I was too far along to stop. He was gracious enough to wait for me to sign for my porn, I mean religious literature.

 

[beavis]

At the loading dock of a high rise bank tower I had just finished sorting multiple totefuls of nda and I was running late. I pulled back on the handle of my overloaded handtruck and the rubber grip came off in my hand flipping it forward and scattered nda envelopes under every vehicle on the dock. The fedex lady looked over as she was walking away and said, "That sucks."

 

[feeder05]

i would never sign for the package. you are looking for trouble if you do. leave a del. notice and they can sign notice and leave the package the folowing day.

 

[JackStraw]

While this doesn't come close to Brownslave,it was still quite embarrassing. Delivering to a high school,all the kids outside on lunch,I slip on some ice and go ass over teakettle.

 

[Harry Manback]

Ill beat u all I promise.



Walked in on a pastor jerking off in his office at the church.

Wow...that's hilarious. I've done the split pants thing a couple times, once with my female sup doing space/vis. When I was an air driver, I was leaving an office and clarifying the customers sig. Looking at the board and not where I was going, I bumped into and knocked over a 5 gallon water cooler. I just froze and watched the water glugging out for a few seconds. The customer came out and freaked... My response? "Sorry bout that ma'am, have a nice day!"

 

[bigblu 2 you]

forgot to put a orange cone out at a stop,,,you could imagine the humiliation.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Ill beat u all I promise.



Walked in on a pastor jerking off in his office at the church.

I guess nobody wants to bid your route?...lol

 

[Brownslave688]

i would never sign for the package. you are looking for trouble if you do. leave a del. notice and they can sign notice and leave the package the folowing day.

What?!?!?!?

 

[Brownslave688]

Ill beat u all I promise.



Walked in on a pastor jerking off in his office at the church.

I guess nobody wants to bid your route?...lol

I was covering a route. Went back a few days later and he was there. I'm perfectly content to never speak of it again.

Him apparently not. He was like oh I realized after you left the other day it might have looked bad. I was giving my self a self examination blah blah blah.

This was more embarrassing than what I actually saw. I just said oh ok and got outta there. I know what I saw trust me.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I was covering a route. Went back a few days later and he was there. I'm perfectly content to never speak of it again.

Him apparently not. He was like oh I realized after you left the other day it might have looked bad. I was giving my self a self examination blah blah blah.

This was more embarrassing than what I actually saw. I just said oh ok and got outta there. I know what I saw trust me.

How lomg was you looking?.....sorry brownslave I just had to say it!!!

 

[BSWALKS]

I was covering a route. Went back a few days later and he was there. I'm perfectly content to never speak of it again.

Him apparently not. He was like oh I realized after you left the other day it might have looked bad. I was giving my self a self examination blah blah blah.

This was more embarrassing than what I actually saw. I just said oh ok and got outta there. I know what I saw trust me.

Please tell me he didn't try to shake your hand when he apologized/explained his "self examination"!

 

[gman042]

When I was a casual driver I split my pants wide open at one of my first delivery stops of the day.....thank goodness it was winter and I was wearing thermals.

I found that a stapler works well under these circumstances. Just be sure to remove the pants before you attempt it though. referred to as a in our center.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Please tell me he didn't try to shake your hand when he apologized/explained his "self examination"!

did he use the stylus or something else.............. to sign for his package? i hope it wasnt Pastor release...sorry I meant driver release!