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<blockquote data-quote="pickup" data-source="post: 663494"><p>I just received upssocks' final exam from his college senior year english class </p><p></p><p>He was asked to use a word in a sentence. He was asked to do this twelve times with twelve different words . Here are the results:</p><p></p><p>1. Foreclose </p><p>If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.</p><p></p><p>2. Rectum </p><p>I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both.</p><p></p><p>3. Hotel </p><p>I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.</p><p></p><p>4. Disappointment </p><p>My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.</p><p></p><p>5. Penis </p><p>I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.</p><p></p><p>6. Israel </p><p>Tito tried to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel".</p><p></p><p>7. Catacomb </p><p>I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.</p><p></p><p>8. Undermine </p><p>There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.</p><p></p><p>9. Acoustic </p><p>When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.</p><p></p><p>10. Iraq </p><p>When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.</p><p></p><p>11. Stain </p><p>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"</p><p></p><p>12. Seldom</p><p> My cousin gave me tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.</p><p></p><p>Needless to say, the standards of the college that upssocks was attending at the time , were so low that he received an A on this test. With graded test in hand , he applied to ups for a management position and after taking a look at his exam, ups determined that he indeed was management material.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pickup, post: 663494"] I just received upssocks' final exam from his college senior year english class He was asked to use a word in a sentence. He was asked to do this twelve times with twelve different words . Here are the results: 1. Foreclose If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 2. Rectum I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both. 3. Hotel I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 4. Disappointment My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 5. Penis I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6. Israel Tito tried to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel". 7. Catacomb I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 8. Undermine There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 9. Acoustic When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. 10. Iraq When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 11. Stain My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 12. Seldom My cousin gave me tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom. Needless to say, the standards of the college that upssocks was attending at the time , were so low that he received an A on this test. With graded test in hand , he applied to ups for a management position and after taking a look at his exam, ups determined that he indeed was management material. [/QUOTE]
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