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[Covemastah]

Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle to crash into FedEx truck, officials say

Two people were found naked after their SUV crashed into a FedEx truck in Fort Lauderdale.

www.local10.com

 

[Covemastah]

Injuries !!
I'm thinking about an unplanned penal circumcising

 

[Poop Head]

Worth it.

 

[Operational needs]

No, it was NOT me! Lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No, it was NOT me! Lol.

Hopefully she didn't swallow....

 

[Covemastah]

He got " Garped "

 

[MyTripisCut]

He got " Garped "

According to who?

 

[Up In Smoke]

If you watch the video, you'll see the police rendering aid to the FedEx driver and the female passenger, but the police remain 3 ft away from the dude with his pants around his ankles. Hazmat spill??

 

[Covemastah]

According to who?

The ER Doctors

 

[Covemastah]

Hi honey , I'm at the ER , I was giving a woman a ride home from work and ,, ahhhhh. Ummmmm ahhhh.

 

[BSWALKS]

Injuries !!
I'm thinking about an unplanned penal circumcising

 

[Operational needs]

 

[UnionStrong]

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Lol

 

[UnionStrong]

Crazy bitch

 

[olroadbeech]

def DWD......

 

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[Wally]

I wonder if she gave him the standard, "don't get into an accident" warning before commencing with activities?

 

[Covemastah]

Wtf ???

 

[BSWALKS]

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Crazy bitch

Wtf ???

I hope she's a little more gentle with the plums

 

[iruhnman630]

Avoidable.