Favorite Management Nicknames

[rod]

We had a female center manager for 5 years. Her nickname began with the letter C. ----worse boss I ever had and it wasn't just because she was a female. Her daughter won the National Jim Casey Award one year which gave her a FULL scholarship to a 4 year college. The stupid daughter went one year, got knocked up by a black dude, married him and disappeared into the getto. We all laughed.

 

[rod]

Wow you guys were clever back then.
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Thank you. I haven't seen you post any legit nicknames on this thread. Then again most brown nose / suck asses don't call their bosses names.

 

[542thruNthru]

Thank you. I haven't seen you post any legit nicknames on this thread. Then again most brown nose / suck asses don't call their bosses names.

I don't call my manager names. Because when you're doing it right... They are the ones calling you names.

 

[rod]

I don't call my manager names. Because when you're doing it right... They are the ones calling you names.

Here I was kidding but you really are a brown noser after all---

 

[542thruNthru]

Here I was kidding but you really are a brown noser after all---

I'm pretty sure what I said went way over your head. Its not your fault though. I know old people shrink through out the years.

 

[PT 4 Life]

Reptilians

 

[Lineandinitial]

The Terminator

 

[cachmeifucan]

We had a center manager Before i ever met her i heard stories. True story i was arguing with another employee this employee was lazy always went on disability always needed help. She told HR i used to call her crazy cat lady and screeching cat noises with clawing motion. So 1 day i walk in and the lady wearing another cat shirt. They sit me down with HR and manager D. I ask to talk to her in private and i tell the manager yea i said it i cant stand that lazy cancer. We go back in with hr and she tell hr rep we cant find his Pitt. We finish tomorrow that day never came. Moral of the story shes the only manager i ever feared but she liked me. But they used to call her large marge from peewees playhouse. The truckers who picks peewee up. If she didn't like you she send you for a drop. Thats harsh.

 

[cachmeifucan]

We got another manager looks just like Michael Douglas in falling down. He used to act like him too until he got fired for workplace violence. Of Course they gave him another chance. No nickname. We had a guy who looked like fred flinstone. We got a manager named jose who wants to be called Josie. So we just call him jose. He gets so mad.

 

[rod]

We got another manager looks just like Michael Douglas in falling down. He used to act like him too until he got fired for workplace violence. Of Course they gave him another chance. No nickname. We had a guy who looked like fred flinstone. We got a manager named jose who wants to be called Josie. So we just call him jose. He gets so mad.

We had a Jose but we called him Hose B.

 

[Heavy Package]

We call our Center Manager "Grievance"

 

[meritocracy]

I call em Wally! Jk jk

 

[Brown Biscuit]

We have an old guy in the office that looks like Franklin Roosevelt ; we call him Dime Man I don’t think he knows.

 

[myback]

Why do sups where ties, to keep their foreskin back.

 

[Inthegame]

Had a guy not check a faulty hub on a trailer full of cheese. Of course he didn't notice when the hub heated up to the point of starting the 100% (most likely overweight) load on fire. Total loss.

That was back in the day when if a guy couldn't drive, he became a sup.

Forever after this sup was known as "grilled cheese".

 

[Wally]

We had a female center manager for 5 years. Her nickname began with the letter C. ----worse boss I ever had and it wasn't just because she was a female. Her daughter won the National Jim Casey Award one year which gave her a FULL scholarship to a 4 year college. The stupid daughter went one year, got knocked up by a black dude, married him and disappeared into the getto. We all laughed.