Fedex Ground Rebranding Rumor

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Fred's Myth, Feb 1, 2016.

  1. Fred's Myth

    Fred's Myth Disaffected Philistine

    Have it from a good source that Fedex Ground is being re-branded to "Fedex Budget-Uhaul-Enterprise" in order to "...better represent the publics' perception of the reality that is Fedex Ground. As the majority of our fleet has not been properly represented, we are taking this step to minimize public confusion as to who is delivering their packages, as well as potentially capturing advertising revenue from our co-branded vehicles, that is currently escaping our bottom line."
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  2. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    Come on. This was actually kind of funny
  3. Sparky

    Sparky Member

    Just ground, last I heard it was a nationwide initiative
  4. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    They are going to take the first letters of Fedex, Uhaul Budget Enterprise and Penske and call it FUBEP. It will stand for
    Fu**ed Up Beyond Every Possibility.
  5. serco

    serco Member

    FUBEP. Now that fits perfectly.
  6. fdxDave

    fdxDave New Member

    After all of the branding will the trucks be big enough?.....of course they will!
  7. FedExer267

    FedExer267 Member

    Doesn't matter I am sure my loader can still find away to get it in the truck even if he has to smash down boxes to make it
  8. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    You know waht they say........A sledge hammer under every belt.