Fedex is like a Plantation

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Disgruntled2, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Disgruntled2

    Disgruntled2 Member

    With Fred playing the part that Leo played in Django!django-unchained-leonardo-dicaprio.jpgfredslaveowner.jpg
  2. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Master Colonel Jefferson Davis Frederick Weasel Smith does not like being disrespected. You are confined to your quarters and will receive no slop today. Your cotton-picking CBPH (Cotton Balls Per hour) has been raised by 100%.
  3. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    "And here is your DRA manifest of cotton tree picking order "
  4. Disgruntled2

    Disgruntled2 Member

    Master Colonel Jefferson Davis Frederick Weasel Smith says "Shut Up Slave and scan packages faster faster":angry:

    Fedex Slave: Yes Master want more than 500 scans/hr.???:funny:

    Master Smith: Yes slave...or you will be replaced!:sad-very:
  5. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Smith: Ahhh... Magnolias!!
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Not really. Slave owners actually valued their workers.
  7. xfedx

    xfedx New Member

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    [TD="colspan: 2"]You want to talk about the need for a raise let's share what the average FedEx Ground and Home Delivery driver makes. As advertised by contractors and Kelly Temp services trying to lure in more suckers the pay ranges from $550 - $700 weekly. So lets say the average driver makes $650 weekly and works on average 12 hours daily. That works out to a whooping $10.83 an hour to work your ass off with no lunch hour, few if any breaks and NO BENEFITS!!!!! Talk about slave labor. This company is run like a sweat shop! I hate FedEx![/TD]
  8. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Great analogy. FedEx Ground is the American equivalent of a offshore sweat shop. If you think about it, Fred has taken the exploitation of workers just about as far as it can go given our current economy and government.
  9. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    Getting more and more dramatic around here.
  10. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Should MFE screw his courage to the sticking post, he would not fail! (apologies to Shakespeare and Macbeth). Hows that for dramatic?!
  11. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    We all know how big of a drama queen you are...
  12. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    unwashed, unlearned heathen....
  13. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Actually, I've been accused of being Quixotic (tilting at windmills and such).
  14. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I'm finally up to speed with this thread. There is a new book out (for real) called "Fred Smith's FedEx Plantation", by Gary Grant Rullo Sr. $14.95 at I'll be ordering my copy tomorrow.
  15. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

  16. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member



    WOW, indeed Mr. Rullo makes pretty strong allegations against FedEx/FS including racism, discrimination, criminal conspiracy, fraud, and drug smuggling, among others. You can read a bit of what's in the book on Amazon. You'll be amazed.
  18. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    I just browsed the summary. That sounds somewhat normal to me. That must be a bad thing if I just thought that right?
  19. Route 66

    Route 66 Bent Member

    in other words, it's a documentary