Fine Dime Brizzles

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by MaceFremonti, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. MaceFremonti

    MaceFremonti Active Member

    Decided to walk around the NEWPA building yesterday during their day sort so I can start shedding some of these extra pounds Feeders has put on me. Had about two hours to kill before my pull time.

    WOW is all I can say. Just about every loader, sorter and supe is a perfect 18-25 year old female specimen. There was still the occasional hub rat here and there but the sheer number of beautiful women inside this hub is unbelievable. Not sure what they feed them out there but it truly is amazing!

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  2. ChickenLegs

    ChickenLegs Safety Expert

    Sounds like you were suffering from HUB-Vision. Walk outside for a minute so it wears off.
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  3. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    on top of that, we need to talk to your scheduler about that excessive time you have to wait for your pull time! It's stuff like that that cost people turkeys, mister!:angry-very:
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  4. jaker

    jaker trolling

    This is the best post from you
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  5. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    I disagree with everything the $&@$$& says. But this is 100% on point. Always have this convo with guys in hub.

    QKRSTKR Active Member

    Don't go taking pics of them in the hub now. Have heard of people loosing their jobs for things like that.

    QKRSTKR Active Member

    There are some hotties where I go to, but I mind my manners. Don't eat and poop in the same spot.
  8. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    I heard there was some creeper wandering around in there the other day...
  9. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Agreed. When I worked inside there were like 3 females, none doable at all except this one stuck up office lady was like a 7. By the end of the shift I'd find myself checking out the nasty ones. Oh, funny thing about the office lady I used to always say hi to her and she would put her head down and keep walking, but when I started driving and put on the browns she started saying hi to me as we passed in the morning so I put my head down and ignore her.

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  10. MaceFremonti

    MaceFremonti Active Member

    I know of 2 guys who would roll back up there over the weekend on their own time and "take care of business"....

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  11. MaceFremonti

    MaceFremonti Active Member

    All about the On Time Network. If my pull time is 17:15 that's what time I'm leaving...:rolleyes:

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  12. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I'm thinking the walking made you delirious. What you thought was a long haired blonde hottie was probably a housekeeping mop leaning against the wall.
  13. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    When I worked inside loading feeders the pull time was usually the time the feeder driver started heading toward the break room for coffee. Then they'd sit in the truck doing paperwork tying up the door. That used to piss the sups off something fierce when they were waiting for a pull and replace and had two loaders sitting on load stands playing on their phones. ;)
  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

  15. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Could be Feeders-low blood sugar affection the vision. Also, the lack of oxygen as the fat, Feeders-type frame struggles with the demand of a simple walk.

    Photo on left is example of "Feeders-Vision". Notice the distortion. Photo on right, is actually image.
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  16. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Payback is a bear.
  17. MaceFremonti

    MaceFremonti Active Member


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  18. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Could've been just too much time out of the A/C.
  19. Jlemansk

    Jlemansk Active Member

    Dude looks like a lady.

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  20. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    Before I got married I never went to bed with an ugly woman. Woke up with a few.
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