Five Years

[sailfish]

I've been on this site for five years now. Do I get a pension from it?

 

[silverbullet2893]

I've been on this site for five years now. Do I get a pension from it?

Yes.

 

[1989]

I’m sorry you are not vested quite yet. You have not made any USEFUL contributions.

 

[sailfish]

I’m sorry you are not vested quite yet. You have not made any USEFUL contributions.

I used to but I am currently exempt from this prerequisite.

 

[Labyrinthian]

After 5 years you get free taco bell breakfast burritos or donuts where Im from. Thanks UPS!

 

[zubenelgenubi]

I've been on this site for five years now. Do I get a pension from it?

Sorry, the browncafe poster pension fund is really poorly funded and managed. It's ten years to vest, and it's on a PEER 90 program. Even then it only pays out in a modest monthly allowance of "disagree" charms. Totally worth it, though.

 

[Jkloc420]

I've been on this site for five years now. Do I get a pension from it?

yes

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I've been on this site for five years now. Do I get a pension from it?

 

[KOG72]

I've been on this site for five years now. Do I get a pension from it?

No free doll money for you

 

[Indecisi0n]

After 5 years you get free taco bell breakfast burritos or donuts where Im from. Thanks UPS!

I'd be spraying the back of the package car brown by 11:00am .

 

[sailfish]

No free doll money for you

Dammit.

 

[oldngray]

Doesn't @cheryl give out awards for 5 years of service?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Doesn't @cheryl give out awards for 5 years of service?

Only to mods

 

[over9five]

Doesn't @cheryl give out awards for 5 years of service?

Only to mods

It's usually a gold watch and $10,000. @Indecisi0n is coming up on 5 years pretty soon.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It's usually a gold watch and $10,000. @Indecisi0n is coming up on 5 years pretty soon.

I said Mods.
Not real mods

 

[Indecisi0n]

It's usually a gold watch and $10,000. @Indecisi0n is coming up on 5 years pretty soon.

I was hoping we could all have a sleep over in celebration of my anniversary.

 

[KOG72]

I was hoping we could all have a sleep over in celebration of my anniversary.

One sleeping bag???

 

[Indecisi0n]

One sleeping bag???

Of couse

 

[Brownslave688]

I've been on this site for five years now. Do I get a pension from it?

No. Your post quota has not been met enough days

 

[sailfish]

@BadIdeaGuy who has more seniority? Me or @watdaflock? ?