FLORIDA MAN CHARGED WITH PUMPKIN ASSAULT!

[Wally]

Police: Man, 26, Busted For Battery After Domestic Pumpkin Attack

A Florida Man is accused of striking his girlfriend with a pumpkin and its innards during a 2 AM confrontation yesterday in the couple’s apartment, police report. According to a criminal complaint, N

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[Wally]

Seems like a nice enough fellow?

 

[Wally]

He really did try to "squash" her?

 

[Wally]

The crime scene was a mess, definitely "gourd-y"

 

[Poop Head]

The crime scene was a mess, definitely "gourd-y"

The paramedics were able to get the victim all "patch"ed up.

 

[Box Ox]

 

[Wally]

Will the couple be able to carve out some kind of understanding? You know, patch things up?

 

[vantexan]

Will the couple be able to carve out some kind of understanding? You know, patch things up?

Ask Peter Peter the pumpkin eater. He had a wife but couldn't keep her.

 

[Wally]

Ask Peter Peter the pumpkin eater. He had a wife but couldn't keep her.

No pie for that dude.

 

[olroadbeech]

leave it to wally to find another trump supporter

 

[Wally]

leave it to wally to find another trump supporter

Oops, no politics were mentioned in the story. Your TDS is showing.

 

[rod]

Ask Peter Peter the pumpkin eater. He had a wife but couldn't keep her.

For many years I thought it was "had a wife and couldn't eat her".

 

[Poop Head]

For many years I thought it was "had a wife and couldn't eat her".

Maybe thats why he couldnt keep her?

 

[rod]

Maybe thats why he couldnt keep her?

something like that. Show her the door.

 

[Wally]

something like that. Show her the door.

She left him for the Baker man...became Mrs Smith.

 

[vantexan]

She left him for the Baker man...became Mrs Smith.

Wouldn't that be the Muffin Man?

 

[floridays]

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A new island in the gulf might beat being a peninsula, hell even in the Atlantic.

I wonder what would happen with Lake Okeechobee?

Deep water lake?

 

[oldngray]