I wonder if the Grinch is rubbing his grubby little claws together over the prospect of the USPS cutting services and/or downsizing operations. It's no secret that the GOP would love to shut the whole thing down and "privatize" it. Gee, what Montgomery Burns type CEO would benefit from that? Why Frederick Weasel Smith, of course. Let's see. Fred already flies Express and Priority Mail airport to airport under contract. Think he'd like to take over delivery and flight of those products? You bet he would. Ending Saturday service? Another wad of $$$ for Fred!! Wait, there's more!! What if the Republicans shut the whole place down? $$$$$$$!!!!! 7-7-7!!! The USPS is actually profitable, but has been saddled with a requirement to fully fund it's pension obligations 75 years into the future. This equals tremendous deficits, which can be exploited by Fred's GOP Pocket Poodles in order to make the USPS look like a losing proposition and to drive more business over to FedEx. Wow, what a wonderful American you are Mr. Smith. You are truly "exceptional".