Fred Smith announced today that effective immediately, Kim Jong Un will be assuming a new position in Memphis as Vice-President of Employee Relations. Mr. Smith spoke highly of Un, saying "he liked the cut of Un's jib", and that "Un understands how to motivate people...with threats and intimidation". Even though Un is still in North Korea, he has already begun his new position, and immediately declared that every FedEx employee will now be paid in potatoes and grain instead of money, and that anyone who professes support for a unionization will be targeted for destruction by drone or nuclear strike. Un is expected to move to the Memphis area within the month. As is standard FedEx practice, he will be issued a Gulfstream G650 Corporate Jet and will be paid $50M per year.