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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1581112" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Dear Team Members,</p><p></p><p>As you know, the Express opco is absolutely,positively, unprofitable. The express market is as flat as the Earth, and we are ready to go under at any second.</p><p></p><p>Therefore, I am spending 5 billion dollars that we don't have to acquire TNT, in addition to the hundreds of millions I'm spending to buy new jets that are too small to haul all the freight we don't have. </p><p></p><p>In addition, I'm raising the pay and bonuses of all managers...again, money we don't have.</p><p></p><p>That means that hourly employees will receive no pay increases for the next 10 years, or when I am declared a saint by the Pope, whichever </p><p>occurs first.</p><p></p><p>Our first priority is your future, and now that TNT is part of the Manson, err..Smith family, it's my duty to protect them from European union thugs, just like we protect you!</p><p></p><p>Be assured that YOU are my first priority, after lawsuits, paying politicians, getting my weenis to work, buying the entire Congress, and purchasing Aruba as my personal fortress.</p><p></p><p>God bless all of you, and Ted Cruz for President in 2016. Bravo Zulu, and now I must go take my Thorazine.</p><p>Love,</p><p>Fred</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1581112, member: 12508"] Dear Team Members, As you know, the Express opco is absolutely,positively, unprofitable. The express market is as flat as the Earth, and we are ready to go under at any second. Therefore, I am spending 5 billion dollars that we don't have to acquire TNT, in addition to the hundreds of millions I'm spending to buy new jets that are too small to haul all the freight we don't have. In addition, I'm raising the pay and bonuses of all managers...again, money we don't have. That means that hourly employees will receive no pay increases for the next 10 years, or when I am declared a saint by the Pope, whichever occurs first. Our first priority is your future, and now that TNT is part of the Manson, err..Smith family, it's my duty to protect them from European union thugs, just like we protect you! Be assured that YOU are my first priority, after lawsuits, paying politicians, getting my weenis to work, buying the entire Congress, and purchasing Aruba as my personal fortress. God bless all of you, and Ted Cruz for President in 2016. Bravo Zulu, and now I must go take my Thorazine. Love, Fred [/QUOTE]
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