Johney
Well-Known Member
One of my all time favorites.
Funny answers to frequently asked questions
- Thread starter Re-Raise
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Re-Raise
Well-Known Member
That 's good I may use this one.
Wait a minute I am the regular driver...... Oh well i can stay on anything for 8 seconds
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
That's better than Ocho...
hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
Q: I have a cousin who works the preload in another state, do you know him?
A: Yes, but I haven't heard from him since he came out of the closet and became a female impersonator.
A: Yes, but I haven't heard from him since he came out of the closet and became a female impersonator.
Backlasher
Stronger, Faster, Browner
C...Can you write down the tracking #'s and the amount for the 8 cod's???
Me...Didn't I give them to you the last 2 attempts.....
C...Okay, I still need them again from you and can you just put them all up for 5 business days as Will Call??????
Me...I really don't have time to be your Clerk. Doesn't the shipper you order from give you this info?????
C...Well, the other driver always did this for me...
I want to beat the crap outta this guy. C.O.D. abuse with 3 attempts and Will Call.
These are always bulk pieces
Me...Didn't I give them to you the last 2 attempts.....
C...Okay, I still need them again from you and can you just put them all up for 5 business days as Will Call??????
Me...I really don't have time to be your Clerk. Doesn't the shipper you order from give you this info?????
C...Well, the other driver always did this for me...
I want to beat the crap outta this guy. C.O.D. abuse with 3 attempts and Will Call.
These are always bulk pieces
Anonymous 10
Guest
It's 6:00 wow you are working late tonight. Yea sure
Re-Raise
Well-Known Member
Actually I have heard that it isn't really gay if you keep your eyes closed
upsladydriver
Member
What can brown do for me??? According to my husband, not much.
DS
Fenderbender
Hey, what happens when you're full? do you go back to the warehouse and come back for more?
Are you telling me I have to pay $47.98 on top of what I already paid?
Please come in,or my cat will get out.
I just have to go to the bank BRB
Do I get a receipt?
are you guys hiring?
worst one,...want a cold beer?
Are you telling me I have to pay $47.98 on top of what I already paid?
Please come in,or my cat will get out.
I just have to go to the bank BRB
Do I get a receipt?
are you guys hiring?
worst one,...want a cold beer?
MC4YOU2
Wherever I see Trump, it smells like he's Putin.
20 Years ago
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Do you have change?
ME - Yes, but it's in pennies, will that help?
10 years ago
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - You don't take cash anymore? When did that start?
ME - When plaid bell bottoms and platform shoes went out of style.
Currently
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Is a regular check OK?
ME - Do you have a money order machine that makes your checks?
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Do you have change?
ME - Yes, but it's in pennies, will that help?
10 years ago
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - You don't take cash anymore? When did that start?
ME - When plaid bell bottoms and platform shoes went out of style.
Currently
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Is a regular check OK?
ME - Do you have a money order machine that makes your checks?
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MC4YOU2
Wherever I see Trump, it smells like he's Putin.
Alternate through the years
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Wait! That was not supposed to be a COD! Say, do you have a minute so I can call the shipper and straighten this out?
ME - Even better, take all day, and I'll see you just about this same time tomorrow (smiling cheerfully, writing the note as I say this)
ME - You have a cod from ABC for $ 180.00, they want certified funds.
THEM - Wait! That was not supposed to be a COD! Say, do you have a minute so I can call the shipper and straighten this out?
ME - Even better, take all day, and I'll see you just about this same time tomorrow (smiling cheerfully, writing the note as I say this)
packageguy
Well-Known Member
Is it hot enough for you?
Me, no I need it to be 20 degrees hot, WTF
Me, no I need it to be 20 degrees hot, WTF
bigblu 2 you
Well-Known Member
so ups gives you shorts? no,these were pants when i started out with the company at age 5. hey this package looks crushed,,,yes it does and we dont charge for that or yes it passed thru our gorilla test/training facility.
bigblu 2 you
Well-Known Member
how much would it cost for me to send this to.....? i will set you up on a payment plan. is brown all you guys wear? yep, the green and yellow paisley print pattern with burgundy trim was breaking the company up.
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