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<blockquote data-quote="Leftinbuilding" data-source="post: 194577" data-attributes="member: 5023"><p>Here are a few more....</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Radar hums.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Reprogrammed radar with words.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Mouse in cockpit.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Cat installed.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Radio switches stick</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Company accountant deplaned</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Funny smell in cockpit</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Pilot told to change cologne</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Aircraft 2,400 lbs over max weight</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Aircraft put on diet of 92 octane</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: #3 engine knocks at idle</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: #3 engine let in for a few beers</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: #3 engine runs like it's sick</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: #3 engine diagnosed with hangover</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Brakes howl on application</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Don't step on 'em so hard!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Whole aircraft smells like BBQ</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Ground Checks OK</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: First class cabin floor has a squeak</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000">P: Electrical governor is broke</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">S: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy "The Fish" Galvano</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21647309&postID=6013211959722456759&isPopup=true" target="_blank">http://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21647309&postID=6013211959722456759&isPopup=true</a></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Leftinbuilding, post: 194577, member: 5023"] Here are a few more.... [COLOR=#000000]P: Radar hums.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Reprogrammed radar with words.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Mouse in cockpit.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Cat installed.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Radio switches stick[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Company accountant deplaned[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Funny smell in cockpit[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Pilot told to change cologne[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Aircraft 2,400 lbs over max weight[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Aircraft put on diet of 92 octane[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: #3 engine knocks at idle[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: #3 engine let in for a few beers[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: #3 engine runs like it's sick[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: #3 engine diagnosed with hangover[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Brakes howl on application[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Don't step on 'em so hard![/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Whole aircraft smells like BBQ[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Ground Checks OK[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: First class cabin floor has a squeak[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]P: Electrical governor is broke[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000]S: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy "The Fish" Galvano[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][/COLOR] [URL="http://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21647309&postID=6013211959722456759&isPopup=true"][SIZE=1][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/URL] [LEFT][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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