DOL
Come out of your beer induced NFL Fantasy HAZE.
So tell me, oh airheadth old timer, what thine faire maiden, Dilli, is making jest to askth thee?
Did ye encounter a box with moving pictures called a television?
Aren't boxes square? My TV has like an oval screen. I heard we may be getting a clicker this year. I was thinking about getting one of those transparent sheets of plastic with the different colors on them so we can overlay it on the screen and watch modern football in "color".
Everything being B&W is starting to get a little old!
Actually, I have been officiating NFL games for years. One weekend I got a call that Fast Eddie (Hoculi. Do you know him?) had the sniffles and couldn't make a game and I was asked to fill in. I drove up to Indy and realized that i forget my zebra shirt. They said, Eddie left one. I'm thinking...cool. I tried to get it on, but My forearms and biceps ripped Eddie's shirt. I was surprised at that because on my TV I thought he was pretty buff. They then handed me a pair of old, used "The Incredible Hulk" blow up stage props that Eddie bought and painted them to match his skin color. I looked at them, they looked at the real thing and said: "Well obviously you won't be needing these". Indy won the game. They beat the Baltimore Colts pretty good
