Get Your Kool-Aid Here!!

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
As an alternative to Kool-Aid this year, FedEx is trying to push you to fulfill the Purple Promise with cheap "gifts". Hey, Fred. Shove those trinkets straight up your ass and pay us fairly and provide decent benefits. OK?
 

dezguy

Well-Known Member
You should see the piece of :censored2: "gift" I was given. I'd tell you what it is if it weren't for the fact it would give away my location. Basically, it probably cost FedEx 50 cents to buy and no, I'm not exaggerating about that...
 

hypo hanna

Well-Known Member
Nothing here but that's ok with me. Just an extra stop by the trash can I don't have to make.
Used to work with a guy who was addicted to the kool aid. Has just about every button, nicknack, and toy ever made with fedex written on it at his desk. I hope it brings him comfort in his old age while be is eating cat food and living on welfare.
 

CJinx

Well-Known Member
Trinkets are nice, but the real appreciation from Fedex will be the raise at the end of the fiscal year.
 
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