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<blockquote data-quote="justcrankn" data-source="post: 1252033" data-attributes="member: 20043"><p>The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way back in Booger Woods. He never</p><p>did do a lot of harm in the world, but he never did do no good. People didn't</p><p>think too much of him. They all thought he acted funny. The old man didn't</p><p>care about people anyway. All he cared about was his money. He'd stuff it all</p><p>down in mason jars and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights if the</p><p>moon was right he'd dig it up out of the ground. He'd pour it all out on the floor</p><p>of his shack and run his fingers through it. Yeah, Lucius Clay was a greedy old</p><p>man and that's all that there was to it.</p><p></p><p>Cable boys was white trash. They lived over on Carver's Creek. They were</p><p>mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat and belligerent when they'd speak. One</p><p>night the oldest brother said, "Y'all meet me at the Wooley Swamp later. We'll</p><p>take old Lucius's money and we'll feed him to the alligators." They found the</p><p>old man out in the back with a shovel in his hand, thirteen rusty mason jars was</p><p>just dug up out of the sand. And they all went crazy and they beat the old man,</p><p>and they picked him up off of the ground. Threw him in the swamp and stood there</p><p>and laughed as the black water sucked him down. Then they turned around and</p><p>went back to the shack and picked up the money and ran.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="justcrankn, post: 1252033, member: 20043"] The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way back in Booger Woods. He never did do a lot of harm in the world, but he never did do no good. People didn't think too much of him. They all thought he acted funny. The old man didn't care about people anyway. All he cared about was his money. He'd stuff it all down in mason jars and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights if the moon was right he'd dig it up out of the ground. He'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack and run his fingers through it. Yeah, Lucius Clay was a greedy old man and that's all that there was to it. Cable boys was white trash. They lived over on Carver's Creek. They were mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat and belligerent when they'd speak. One night the oldest brother said, "Y'all meet me at the Wooley Swamp later. We'll take old Lucius's money and we'll feed him to the alligators." They found the old man out in the back with a shovel in his hand, thirteen rusty mason jars was just dug up out of the sand. And they all went crazy and they beat the old man, and they picked him up off of the ground. Threw him in the swamp and stood there and laughed as the black water sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to the shack and picked up the money and ran. [/QUOTE]
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