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<blockquote data-quote="BrownArmy" data-source="post: 1455139" data-attributes="member: 18225"><p>I don't think that's how they list it on the 'potential side effects' blurb on the bottle...</p><p></p><p>Do you watch TV? Do you see the ads for whatever wonder-drug they're promoting, and at the end of the commercial there's the obligatory disclaimer?</p><p></p><p>I.E. "Use of this drug may lead to discomfort in the pants' region, increasing failure to communicate with loved ones, complete renal failure, ocular disfigurement, sexual dysfunction, increased thoughts of suicide or suicidal ideation, increased risk of crapping one's pants, potential increasing risk of narcissism and/or solipsism, potential risk of pedophilia and/or necrophilia, potential bleeding from the mouth/ears/nose/urethra/anus (and any other orifice/orifices not yet defined by doctors), potential episodes of mania and/or depression, possible circumstances of existential 'fugue', potential episodes of 'extraneous-limb-spontaneous-growth-syndrome', blurring of vision, blurring of thought, inability to sleep and/or go to sleep....."</p><p></p><p>ETC.</p><p></p><p>No dude, 'murderous dreams' aren't listed on the bottle.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BrownArmy, post: 1455139, member: 18225"] I don't think that's how they list it on the 'potential side effects' blurb on the bottle... Do you watch TV? Do you see the ads for whatever wonder-drug they're promoting, and at the end of the commercial there's the obligatory disclaimer? I.E. "Use of this drug may lead to discomfort in the pants' region, increasing failure to communicate with loved ones, complete renal failure, ocular disfigurement, sexual dysfunction, increased thoughts of suicide or suicidal ideation, increased risk of crapping one's pants, potential increasing risk of narcissism and/or solipsism, potential risk of pedophilia and/or necrophilia, potential bleeding from the mouth/ears/nose/urethra/anus (and any other orifice/orifices not yet defined by doctors), potential episodes of mania and/or depression, possible circumstances of existential 'fugue', potential episodes of 'extraneous-limb-spontaneous-growth-syndrome', blurring of vision, blurring of thought, inability to sleep and/or go to sleep....." ETC. No dude, 'murderous dreams' aren't listed on the bottle. [/QUOTE]
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