Grossest package youve ever seen in the building

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by MonavieLeaker, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Similar to the "grossest package youve ever delivered" but this one is for the hub/center employees.

    Was taping up today and had a rewrap..Was putting the contents in a new package and noticed a weird smell about them...And seen that it was a bunch of dead baby pigs going to a college :sick:
  2. Kraetos

    Kraetos Preload, Loader

    Gay porn mags all over the belt, but that's about it for me.
  3. Solidarity413

    Solidarity413 New Member

    We get the huge things of cow sperm that you DO NOT want to tip. Not that I would know from experience but lets just say if I did, I would also not want to be the responder to clean it up!
  4. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    I do re-wraps every day and have seen it all. A cat going UCSD for science, boxes of gay porn, which I hide because even though guys claim they don't like them they tend to grab the dvds "just to check it out".

    For me the grossest/worst packed boxes are college kids sending their stinky, nasty, dirty, smelly, worldy goods to their new dorm or apt. Usually over packed, never cushioined, and always broken stuff inside including food and articles of clothing I don't want to touch. :surprised:
    I stay away from those boxes now and give them to the new guys to re-wrap.
  5. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Never seen cow sperm thankfully but everynow and then I see urine samples going to one of the navy bases here:knockedout:
  6. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    There are toxicology labs here that process urine, and I think spool samples. They ship them in a "special" NDA see thru bag and there are always leakers.
  7. thebrownbox

    thebrownbox New Member

    Deer and rabbit repellent.. I had to load it in the truck.. I had no clue what it was but every time I walked in the truck I felt the need to vomit..

    Someone from the sorting area finally told me what it was...
  8. Fnix

    Fnix Active Member

    I once noticed I had something sticky on me and I just thought it was glue, I smelled it and it kind of smelled like semen. I wiped it off on my clothes and had some of it on my face too. The haz-mat guy told me it was bull sperm.

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    How about when you deliver a box to a customer and there is a smear of blood on it. Usually not much, but enough to be noticable.
  10. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Nah ... never mind!
  11. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    pictures of monavie leaker
  12. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    We had a package close by where the pcm was taken place. I actually stood right next to it.
    The smell of weed was everywhere.
    Thinking holy crap, who smoked soo much this morning already.
    But, it was a package... asked other drivers to go towards it.
    Sure enough, everyone thought it was weed.

    So, we went to management, told them.
    They said they would open it.
    Which they did, later in the day.

    Turned out that package came in contact with a skunk.
    But , gee did it smell.
  13. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    Usually it's mine from bashing or slicing my hand on something in my car...Usually it's from their oh so safe, handle.
  14. Dustyroads

    Dustyroads New Member

    Just fyi, I deliver in cattle country, and deliver and pick up lots of those semen tanks. And, they aren't full to the brim. In fact, they are just a half a dozen small test tubes, about the size of a pencil, suspended in liquid nitrogen, to keep it frozen. The point of the tank is to keep the nitrogen from spilling, rather than holding that quantity of liquid.

    If they were to "leak" all of the liquid nitrogen would have had to escaped. In transit it's frozen at 346 degrees below zero. Not a huge chance of leaking.
  15. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Had a sup demonstrating three points of contact step up onto deck of tractor and rip his pants open at the crotch. Thankfully UPS covers therapy in the benefits.
  16. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Did you make it past pre-k?
  17. smokey711

    smokey711 Member

    We've had that too... Along with all kinds of other porn over the years. The nastiest thing I've been exposed to was a return box of Omaha Steaks. It was so bad that after I grabbed it, it just fell out of my arms as I gagged and thought about throwing up...

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    What excuse did you use when your wife asked about it?
  19. wornoutupser

    wornoutupser Well-Known Member

    When UPS first started carrying over 70's, my building had a body in a body bag come in. It was embalmed.

    Management refused to give the driver help with it for almost 2 weeks. It rode every day in the truck.

    We had more jokes about that than you could believe!
  20. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    My recollection, recalls delivering a 150lbs, NDA, COD, international package once. Had to be a very grossest package, money wise ever for UPS.:happy2: