haiku ... why thank you, Hoke Who

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Hoaxster, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Fore Runner Staff Member

    Any haiku about UPS???

    Haiku is easy and fun:
    3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables.
    2nd line is about nature that conjours up thoughts of a season
    3rd line brings 1 & 2 together.
    or make up your own rules.

    Big UPS truck
    All surrounded by white snow
    It ain't going nowhere

    Driver stepped out of car
    Waffling scents of fresh cut grass
    Right into dog poop

    I.E. plans project
    Verdant hills buzzing with bees
    Bike power no more

    Last edited: Dec 30, 2008
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Fore Runner Staff Member

    For Chat Roomers:

    I'm reading the chat
    When I am dropped like a leaf
    Another "Damm Cat"
  3. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Hoax has too much time
    Early case of spring fever
    Soon he'll be jobless:happy-very:
  4. JustTired

    JustTired free at last.......

    I'm home all the time
    No wintery mix for me
    Where is that remote
  5. PopCan

    PopCan New Member

    The boxes come down
    The belt is like a river
    Of juice. Monavie.
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    New Year tonight
    We'll be all right
    with '08 out of sight. :peaceful: