Happy Mother's Day
- Thread starter UPSERNOJ
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Just want to wish all the "moms" in BC
A VERY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Have a great day....
Great start for a thread about the women we take for granted too often! Do your best to make them feel like a queen for the day!
And starting Monday, back to normal for another year!
things2auction
Well-Known Member
The flower rush came and went. Happy mothers day! 
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
The flower rush came and went. Happy mothers day!
Not quite--ask your Saturday air driver(s) how his day was when you see him on Monday.
We have 2 drivers scheduled and 1 on standby just in case for tomorrow.
Yup, they were looking for 9 additional drivers for Saturday at my old Package center. There were 5 signed up.
I was going to offer to work, but I didn't see a sup, and I'm off today.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
You know, if you really wanted to work, you could have ...
Thanks also.
I dont have my Mom but I know she will be having a good one.
I sent my adopted Mom from my route flowers, and ftd totally screwed them up. So ftw ftd I wont use them again.
And I reminded everyone who had a Mom on my route today to take care of their Mom if they still had one, and it brings a smile to faces you wouldnt expect to mention MOM
I dont have my Mom but I know she will be having a good one.
I sent my adopted Mom from my route flowers, and ftd totally screwed them up. So ftw ftd I wont use them again.
And I reminded everyone who had a Mom on my route today to take care of their Mom if they still had one, and it brings a smile to faces you wouldnt expect to mention MOM
Pretty good. Luckily, I just returned from fishing, and still had my rubber waders on.
Sammie
Well-Known Member
When me prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me bed,
And spanked me till me ass was red?
Me Mudder.
Who took me from me cozy cot,
And put me on me ice cold pot,
And made me pee if me could not?
Me Mudder.
And when the morning light would come,
And in me crib me dribble some,
Who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder.
Who tucked me in me bed,
And spanked me till me ass was red?
Me Mudder.
Who took me from me cozy cot,
And put me on me ice cold pot,
And made me pee if me could not?
Me Mudder.
And when the morning light would come,
And in me crib me dribble some,
Who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder.
Thanks all, guess we gotta be good for something!
Livin the Dream?
Disillusioned UPSer
Happy mother's day...air driving tomorrow is gonna suck!
Catatonic
Nine Lives
It'll be ok ... go out there and take care of those mothers.
Livin the Dream?
Disillusioned UPSer
We usually have 15 or so Saturday Air Drivers. This year on Valentine's day, the powers that be brought in like 45 people to drive - it was a real fuster cluck. I'm told tomorrow will be worse. Eh, it's hours....
(And notice I did not go further with the "mothers" reference, ie "mother-stugger")
moreluck
golden ticket member
Our local Albertson's grocery store is dipping huge strawberries in chocolate and they make a grouping of six of them look like a bouquet of roses. I definitely want some of those this weekend ....yummy! 
I will also get some for my 90 yr. old neighbor lady...she's a mom too.
I will also get some for my 90 yr. old neighbor lady...she's a mom too.
trplnkl
555
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
That somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring .
That somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
That somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
That somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
That somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books .
That somebody never had her child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
That somebody never watched her "baby" board the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back.
That somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
That somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
That somebody isn't a mother.
trplnkl
555
I lost my Mom in October of last year, I miss her everyday and wish I could have her back in good health, mind and body. I know in my heart that she is happy with God and my Dad.
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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my
favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each
other.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of
your time and money to help people who had nothing,
and I learned that those who have something should
give to those who don't.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn’t
feel good, and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come
from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you
cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and
wanted to say,’ Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking.' [/FONT]
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When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my
favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each
other.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of
your time and money to help people who had nothing,
and I learned that those who have something should
give to those who don't.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn’t
feel good, and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come
from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you
cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and
wanted to say,’ Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking.' [/FONT]
