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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 836098" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER:</strong></span></span></u></strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">1. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">2. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me RELIGION</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">3. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL</strong></u></strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">4. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me LOGIC</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">' Because I said so, that's why.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">5.<strong><u><strong>My mother taught me MORE LOGIC</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">6. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me FORESIGHT</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">7. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me IRONY</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">8. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">9. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">10. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about STAMINA</strong></u></strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'You'll sit there until all that SOUP is gone.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">11. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about WEATHER</strong></u></strong> ..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">12. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY</strong></u></strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">13. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">14. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Stop acting like your father!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">15. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about ENVY</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do..' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">16. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Just wait until we get home.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">17. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about RECEIVING</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'You are going to get it when you get home!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">18. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">19. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me ESP</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">20. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me HUMOUR</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me..'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">21. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN </strong></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u><strong>ADULT</strong></u></strong> .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">22. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me GENETICS</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'You're just like your father.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">23. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about my ROOTS</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">24. <strong><u><strong>My mother taught me WISDOM</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">25. And my favourite: <strong><u><strong></strong></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u><strong>My mother taught me about JUSTICE</strong></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you '</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
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