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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1273193" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Valentine Day Jokes.....</p><p> </p><p>: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?</p><p>A: A stamp.</p><p> </p><p>Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?</p><p>A: Because it's all heart.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?</p><p>A: Forget-me-nuts.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?</p><p>A: His ghoul-friend.</p><p> </p><p>Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?</p><p>A: Because it couldn't get a date.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?</p><p>A: You get buttered up.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?</p><p>A: Ughs and kisses!</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?</p><p>A: I find you very attractive.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?</p><p>A: I love you a ton!</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did one pickle say to the other?</p><p>A: You mean a great dill to me.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?</p><p>A: A Valentiny!</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?</p><p>A: You turn me on.</p><p> </p><p>Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?</p><p>A. Let me call you Tweet heart!</p><p> </p><p>Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?</p><p>A. You're purrr-fect for me!</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?</p><p>A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?</p><p>A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.</p><p>.</p><p>Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?</p><p>A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear</p><p> </p><p>Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?</p><p>A: Antelope.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?</p><p>A: Hogs and Kisses!</p><p> </p><p>Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?</p><p>A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!</p><p> </p><p>Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?</p><p>A: Because you can really party hearty!</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?</p><p>A: "I'm sweet on you!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1273193, member: 1246"] Valentine Day Jokes..... : What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A: A stamp. Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? A: Because it's all heart. Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts. Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called? A: His ghoul-friend. Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it couldn't get a date. Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? A: You get buttered up. Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? A: Ughs and kisses! Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet? A: I find you very attractive. Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? A: I love you a ton! Q: What did one pickle say to the other? A: You mean a great dill to me. Q: What do you call a very small Valentine? A: A Valentiny! Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on. Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? A. Let me call you Tweet heart! Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? A. You're purrr-fect for me! Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Q: What did one snake say to the other snake? A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey. . Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? A: Antelope. Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? A: Hogs and Kisses! Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? A: Sure, they're very scent-imental! Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? A: Because you can really party hearty! Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: "I'm sweet on you!" [/QUOTE]
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