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Have You Ever Taken A Day Off Just To Chill Out?
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<blockquote data-quote="UPS Lifer" data-source="post: 526359" data-attributes="member: 9789"><p><em>CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, </em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no</em></p><p><em>come work." </em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you</em></p><p><em>today. </em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me</em></p><p><em>sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I</em></p><p><em>feel great. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I be at work soon........ You got nice house."!</em></p><p>-----------------------------------------------</p><p><span style="color: Blue">Ironically, I was reading this thread yesterday and was amused at some of the posts .... About 8:30 PM last night the security gate rings my phone and it is a "UPS Driver". I have not received any packages this late so I was real concerned. I also have a woman driver and the voice was a man's. Most of the drivers know the gate code. Fortunately, I could tell it was UPS from the sound of the package car and there were two drivers. One driver had to go help the utility driver finish the route. These guys are at least 40 minutes from the center and still had deliveries left. </span></p><p></p><p>I felt real bad for them and remembered this thread! Every time any of us call in it affects someone (or many) others. </p><p></p><p>I called in sick one time and the utility driver had a run-away. The car went down the hill and into a house. I always remembered that going forward. </p><p></p><p>Something to think about....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="UPS Lifer, post: 526359, member: 9789"] [I]CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house."![/I] ----------------------------------------------- [COLOR="Blue"]Ironically, I was reading this thread yesterday and was amused at some of the posts .... About 8:30 PM last night the security gate rings my phone and it is a "UPS Driver". I have not received any packages this late so I was real concerned. I also have a woman driver and the voice was a man's. Most of the drivers know the gate code. Fortunately, I could tell it was UPS from the sound of the package car and there were two drivers. One driver had to go help the utility driver finish the route. These guys are at least 40 minutes from the center and still had deliveries left. [/COLOR] I felt real bad for them and remembered this thread! Every time any of us call in it affects someone (or many) others. I called in sick one time and the utility driver had a run-away. The car went down the hill and into a house. I always remembered that going forward. Something to think about.... [/QUOTE]
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