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<blockquote data-quote="Socrates" data-source="post: 4435971" data-attributes="member: 36964"><p>Read out loud in my overly enunciated UPS HazMat Video Voice, those 3 paragraphs take less than 90 seconds. With a Normal Human-level IQ (mid-90s), it would take about 60 seconds to read. Everything is properly punctuated, and in 3 paragraphs (you can even skip the 3rd). You have basically an infinite amount of time to read, re-read, and respond, while reading again, and taking as long as you need. This isn't like a YouTube live chat, with messages scrolling by and disappearing. You have literally <em>all the time you need</em>. But you are saying you can't stop and concentrate for less than 90 seconds - and you instead, want me to become another Meme Commentator. Won't do it. Sorry.</p><p></p><p>I am precise because being right requires precision. And I like to be right. From time to time, others put me in my place, just not very often - not because I haven't left openings, but because people won't seize them and slay the dragon. Alas, boredom is the price I pay for not playing with my food before eating it.</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]290012[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Socrates, post: 4435971, member: 36964"] Read out loud in my overly enunciated UPS HazMat Video Voice, those 3 paragraphs take less than 90 seconds. With a Normal Human-level IQ (mid-90s), it would take about 60 seconds to read. Everything is properly punctuated, and in 3 paragraphs (you can even skip the 3rd). You have basically an infinite amount of time to read, re-read, and respond, while reading again, and taking as long as you need. This isn't like a YouTube live chat, with messages scrolling by and disappearing. You have literally [I]all the time you need[/I]. But you are saying you can't stop and concentrate for less than 90 seconds - and you instead, want me to become another Meme Commentator. Won't do it. Sorry. I am precise because being right requires precision. And I like to be right. From time to time, others put me in my place, just not very often - not because I haven't left openings, but because people won't seize them and slay the dragon. Alas, boredom is the price I pay for not playing with my food before eating it. [ATTACH=full]290012[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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