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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4238505" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Another way to say it...…..</p><p></p><p>A few clowns short of a circus.</p><p>*A few fries short of a Happy Meal</p><p>*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity</p><p>*A few beers short of six-pack</p><p>*A few peas short of a casserole</p><p>*Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box</p><p>*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead</p><p>*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl</p><p>*One taco short of a combination plate</p><p>*A few feathers short of a whole duck</p><p>*All foam, no beer</p><p>*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel</p><p>*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt</p><p>*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear</p><p>*Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel</p><p>*Too much yardage between the goalposts</p><p>*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools</p><p>*As smart as bait</p><p>*Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash</p><p>*Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair</p><p>*Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor</p><p>*Forgot to pay his brain bill</p><p>*Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels</p><p>*His belt doesn't go through all the loops</p><p>*If he had another brain, it would be lonely</p><p>*No grain in the silo</p><p>*Proof that evolution can go in reverse</p><p>*Receiver is off the hook</p><p>*Several nuts short of a full pouch</p><p>*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4238505, member: 1246"] Another way to say it...….. A few clowns short of a circus. *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A few beers short of six-pack *A few peas short of a casserole *Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box *The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead *One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl *One taco short of a combination plate *A few feathers short of a whole duck *All foam, no beer *Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel *Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt *Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear *Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel *Too much yardage between the goalposts *An intellect rivalled only by garden tools *As smart as bait *Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash *Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair *Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor *Forgot to pay his brain bill *Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels *His belt doesn't go through all the loops *If he had another brain, it would be lonely *No grain in the silo *Proof that evolution can go in reverse *Receiver is off the hook *Several nuts short of a full pouch *He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down [/QUOTE]
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