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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4240602" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Mary's list for the "man" throughout the ages...</p><p></p><p>What I Want in a Man, Original List</p><p>1. Handsome</p><p>2. Charming</p><p>3. Financially successful</p><p></p><p>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)</p><p>1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)</p><p>2. Opens car doors, holds chairs</p><p>3. Has enough money for a nice dinner</p><p></p><p>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)</p><p>1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)</p><p>2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car</p><p>3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally</p><p></p><p>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)</p><p>1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed</p><p>2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public</p><p>3. Doesn't borrow money too often</p><p></p><p>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)</p><p>1. Doesn't scare small children</p><p>2. Remembers where the bathroom is</p><p>3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep</p><p></p><p>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)</p><p>1. Breathing</p><p>2. He doesn't miss the toilet.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4240602, member: 1246"] Mary's list for the "man" throughout the ages... What I Want in a Man, Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where the bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing 2. He doesn't miss the toilet. [/QUOTE]
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