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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4256926" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Short Gender Jokes...…..</p><p>What is the thinnest book in the world?</p><p>What men know about women!</p><p></p><p>Why don't men eat more M & M's?</p><p>They are too hard to peel!</p><p></p><p>What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?</p><p>Gifted!</p><p></p><p>What is the difference between men and government bonds?</p><p>Bonds mature!</p><p></p><p>Why are blond jokes so short?</p><p>So men can remember them!</p><p></p><p>What do men and beer bottles have in common?</p><p>They are both empty from the neck up!</p><p></p><p>How can you tell if a man is happy?</p><p>Who cares!</p><p></p><p>How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?</p><p>We don't know - it's never happened.</p><p></p><p>How are men and parking spots alike?</p><p>The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.</p><p></p><p>What's a man's idea of housework?</p><p>Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a man and E.T.?</p><p>E.T. phoned home!</p><p></p><p>What did God say after he created man?</p><p>I can do better than this!</p><p></p><p>What does a man consider a seven course meal?</p><p>A hot dog and a six pack of beer!</p><p></p><p>How do men exercise at the beach?</p><p>By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.</p><p></p><p>What's the best way to force a man to do situps?</p><p>Put the remote between his toes.</p><p></p><p>How do men define a 50/50 relationship?</p><p>We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4256926, member: 1246"] Short Gender Jokes...….. What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women! Why don't men eat more M & M's? They are too hard to peel! What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50? Gifted! What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature! Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them! What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares! How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. What's a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home! What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this! What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer! How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. What's the best way to force a man to do situps? Put the remote between his toes. How do men define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle! [/QUOTE]
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