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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4262154" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>One Liners...……..</p><p>Before the 60s, most teenagers used self-control.</p><p>Money talks, but credit has an echo.</p><p>Practice courtesy. You never know when it might become popular again.</p><p>One man's wage rise is another man's price increase.</p><p>The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.</p><p>What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.</p><p>The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it.</p><p>When you're at school, you wish you were old enough to work.</p><p>Night falls ... but ... Day breaks.</p><p>If you think you have it tough, read history books.</p><p>It's a new year, do you know where your credit cards are?</p><p>I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.</p><p>You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.</p><p>A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.</p><p>A healthy male adult bore, consumes each year, one and a half times his weight, in other people's patience.</p><p>Whenever buying a gift for a couple celebrating their 60th anniversary, buy them something they will use right away.</p><p>I told my teenage son to enjoy this part of his life, that he would never again feel so secure in his ignorance.</p><p>I know that you're nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4262154, member: 1246"] One Liners...…….. Before the 60s, most teenagers used self-control. Money talks, but credit has an echo. Practice courtesy. You never know when it might become popular again. One man's wage rise is another man's price increase. The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method. What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner. The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it. When you're at school, you wish you were old enough to work. Night falls ... but ... Day breaks. If you think you have it tough, read history books. It's a new year, do you know where your credit cards are? I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home. A healthy male adult bore, consumes each year, one and a half times his weight, in other people's patience. Whenever buying a gift for a couple celebrating their 60th anniversary, buy them something they will use right away. I told my teenage son to enjoy this part of his life, that he would never again feel so secure in his ignorance. I know that you're nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. [/QUOTE]
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