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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4320857" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Actual Notes From Doctors' Patient Charts...</strong></span></p><p>1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.</p><p>2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.</p><p>3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.</p><p>4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.</p><p>5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.</p><p>6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.</p><p>7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male. Mentally alert but forgetful.</p><p>8. The patient refused an autopsy.</p><p>9. The patient has no past history of suicides.</p><p>10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.</p><p>11. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4320857, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Actual Notes From Doctors' Patient Charts...[/B][/SIZE] 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. 3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993. 5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male. Mentally alert but forgetful. 8. The patient refused an autopsy. 9. The patient has no past history of suicides. 10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. 11. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. [/QUOTE]
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