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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4323766" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?</p><p>A: A jet setter!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?</p><p>A: Puppy dogs!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?</p><p>A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!</p><p></p><p>Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?</p><p>A: In the mush room!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?</p><p>Because frost bites!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?</p><p>A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call an alcoholic dog?</p><p>A: A whino!</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?</p><p>A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!</p><p></p><p>Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?</p><p>A: When the door is open!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?</p><p>A: Because they have two left feet!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4323766, member: 1246"] Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A: A jet setter! Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has? A: Puppy dogs! Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle? A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher! Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs? A: In the mush room! Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because frost bites! Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog? A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft! Q: What do you call an alcoholic dog? A: A whino! Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog? A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house? A: When the door is open! Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet! [/QUOTE]
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