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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4327126" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>In the front yard of a funeral home,</p><p>'Drive carefully, we'll wait.'</p><p></p><p>On an electrician's truck, 'Let us remove your shorts.'</p><p>Outside a radiator repair shop, 'Best place in town to take a leak.'</p><p>On a maternity room door, 'Push, Push, Push.'</p><p>On a taxidermist's window, 'We really know our stuff.'</p><p>On a butcher's window, 'Let me meat your needs.'</p><p>On a fence, 'Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.'</p><p>On a muffler shop, 'No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.'</p><p>In a dry cleaner's emporium, 'Drop your pants here.'</p><p>On a desk in a reception room, 'We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.'</p><p>In a veterinarian's waiting room, 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'</p><p>In a Beauty Shop, 'Dye now!'</p><p>In a restaurant window, 'Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.'</p><p>In a cafeteria, 'Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4327126, member: 1246"] In the front yard of a funeral home, 'Drive carefully, we'll wait.' On an electrician's truck, 'Let us remove your shorts.' Outside a radiator repair shop, 'Best place in town to take a leak.' On a maternity room door, 'Push, Push, Push.' On a taxidermist's window, 'We really know our stuff.' On a butcher's window, 'Let me meat your needs.' On a fence, 'Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.' On a muffler shop, 'No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.' In a dry cleaner's emporium, 'Drop your pants here.' On a desk in a reception room, 'We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.' In a veterinarian's waiting room, 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' In a Beauty Shop, 'Dye now!' In a restaurant window, 'Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.' In a cafeteria, 'Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.' [/QUOTE]
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