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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4371691" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99%capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven.Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."</p><p>"Okay," says the blonde.</p><p>"Here's your question: name two days of the weekthat begin with the letter T."</p><p>"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"</p><p>"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you anotherquestion. How many seconds are there in a year?"</p><p>"That's easy. Twelve!"</p><p>"Twelve?"</p><p>"January second, February second, March second--"</p><p>"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance.What's God's name?"</p><p>"That's easy. Howard!"</p><p>"Howard?"</p><p>"You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4371691, member: 1246"] A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99%capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven.Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance." "Okay," says the blonde. "Here's your question: name two days of the weekthat begin with the letter T." "That's easy. Today and tomorrow!" "Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you anotherquestion. How many seconds are there in a year?" "That's easy. Twelve!" "Twelve?" "January second, February second, March second--" "Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance.What's God's name?" "That's easy. Howard!" "Howard?" "You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..." [/QUOTE]
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