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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60111"><p>> > Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could </p><p>> > > barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they </p><p>> > > came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on </p><p>> > > through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must </p><p>be </p><p>> > > losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light. After </p><p>a </p><p>> > > few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, </p><p>> > > and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost </p><p>> > > sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she </p><p>might </p><p>> > > be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very </p><p>> > > close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was </p><p>> > > definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other </p><p>> > > woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three </p><p>> > > red lights in a row? You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her </p><p>> > > and said, "Oh S#*t! Am I driving?" </p><p>> > </p><p>> > </p><p>> </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60111"] > > Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could > > > barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they > > > came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on > > > through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be > > > losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light. After a > > > few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, > > > and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost > > > sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might > > > be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very > > > close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was > > > definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other > > > woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three > > > red lights in a row? You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her > > > and said, "Oh S#*t! Am I driving?" > > > > > > [/QUOTE]
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