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<blockquote data-quote="jcroche" data-source="post: 60112"><p>Sorry for any offended by this one: </p><p> </p><p>At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight started conversing about the recent world events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was an American Indian. Another was a Texas cowboy. The </p><p>other person was a devout Muslim. </p><p>During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.The American Indian stated "once my people were many, now we are few." </p><p>The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many." </p><p>The cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet. </p><p> </p><p>__________________________________________________ </p><p> </p><p>Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with </p><p>her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! </p><p> </p><p>I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!! </p><p> </p><p>It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the </p><p>car using my knees against the steering wheel I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!! </p><p> </p><p> Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!! </p><p> </p><p>__________________________________________________ </p><p> </p><p>So this blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He yells, "Hey, wanna hear my newest blond joke?" </p><p> </p><p>A voice replies, " Just to let you know I'm a 6'1" female wrestler, and I'm blond. My biker girlfriend is blond, the bartender is blond, and the waitress is blond. You still wanna tell that joke?" </p><p> </p><p>The blind man replies, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it four times!" </p><p> </p><p>__________________________________________________ </p><p> </p><p>Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" </p><p>God says: "So you would love her." </p><p>"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" </p><p>God says: "So she would love you." </p><p> </p><p>__________________________________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jcroche, post: 60112"] Sorry for any offended by this one: At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight started conversing about the recent world events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was an American Indian. Another was a Texas cowboy. The other person was a devout Muslim. During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.The American Indian stated "once my people were many, now we are few." The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many." The cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet. __________________________________________________ Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!! It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!! Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ So this blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He yells, "Hey, wanna hear my newest blond joke?" A voice replies, " Just to let you know I'm a 6'1" female wrestler, and I'm blond. My biker girlfriend is blond, the bartender is blond, and the waitress is blond. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man replies, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it four times!" __________________________________________________ Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." __________________________________________________ [/QUOTE]
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