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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60114"><p>A bum, who obviously has seen more than his </p><p>> > >>> > >> > share of hard times approaches a well dressed </p><p>> > >>> > >> > gentleman on the street. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" </p><p>> > >>> > >> > </p><p>> > >>> > >> > The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are </p><p>> > >>> > >> > not going to spend it on liquor are you?" </p><p>> > >>> > >> > "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > </p><p>> > >>> > >> > "You are not going to throw it away in some </p><p>> > >>> > >> > crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > "No way, I don't gamble,"answers the bum. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > </p><p>> > >>> > >> > "You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course </p><p>> > >>> > >> > for greens fees, would you?" asks the man. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > "Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf." </p><p>> > >>> > >> > </p><p>> > >>> > >> > The man asks the bum if he would like to come </p><p>> > >>> > >> > home with him for a home cooked meal. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > </p><p>> > >>> > >> > The bum accepts eagerly. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > </p><p>> > >>> > >> > While they are heading for the </p><p>> > >>> > >> > man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better </p><p>> > >>> > >> > of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry </p><p>> > >>> > >> > when she sees a guy like me at your table?" </p><p>> > >>> > >> > </p><p>> > >>> > >> > "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. </p><p>> > >>> > >> > I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't </p><p>> > >>> > >> > drink, gamble or play golf." </p><p>> > >>> > >></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60114"] A bum, who obviously has seen more than his > > >>> > >> > share of hard times approaches a well dressed > > >>> > >> > gentleman on the street. > > >>> > >> > "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" > > >>> > >> > > > >>> > >> > The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are > > >>> > >> > not going to spend it on liquor are you?" > > >>> > >> > "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. > > >>> > >> > > > >>> > >> > "You are not going to throw it away in some > > >>> > >> > crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. > > >>> > >> > "No way, I don't gamble,"answers the bum. > > >>> > >> > > > >>> > >> > "You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course > > >>> > >> > for greens fees, would you?" asks the man. > > >>> > >> > "Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf." > > >>> > >> > > > >>> > >> > The man asks the bum if he would like to come > > >>> > >> > home with him for a home cooked meal. > > >>> > >> > > > >>> > >> > The bum accepts eagerly. > > >>> > >> > > > >>> > >> > While they are heading for the > > >>> > >> > man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better > > >>> > >> > of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry > > >>> > >> > when she sees a guy like me at your table?" > > >>> > >> > > > >>> > >> > "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. > > >>> > >> > I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't > > >>> > >> > drink, gamble or play golf." > > >>> > >> [/QUOTE]
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