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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60115"><p>> HORMONES..... </p><p>> > The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man </p><p>> has to do is open his </p><p>> > mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that </p><p>> should be as common as a </p><p>> > driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant </p><p>> other of any description! </p><p>> > </p><p>> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? </p><p>> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? </p><p>> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? </p><p>> > </p><p>> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? </p><p>> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. </p><p>> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! </p><p>> > </p><p>> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? </p><p>> > SAFER: Could we be overreacting? </p><p>> > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. </p><p>> > </p><p>> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? </p><p>> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. </p><p>> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? </p><p>> > </p><p>> > And my personal favorite..... </p><p>> > </p><p>> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? </p><p>> > SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today. </p><p>> > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! </p><p>> > </p><p>> ></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60115"] > HORMONES..... > > The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man > has to do is open his > > mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that > should be as common as a > > driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant > other of any description! > > > > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > > > > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. > > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > > > > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > > SAFER: Could we be overreacting? > > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > > > > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > > > > And my personal favorite..... > > > > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > > SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today. > > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > > > > [/QUOTE]
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