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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60117"><p>Life Stages </p><p> </p><p>FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: </p><p>1. You believe in Santa Claus. </p><p>2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. </p><p>3. You are Santa Claus. </p><p>4. You look like Santa Claus. </p><p> </p><p>SUCCESS: </p><p>At age 4, success is ... not peeing in your pants. </p><p>At age 12, success is ... having friends. </p><p>At age 16, success is ... having a drivers license. </p><p>At age 20, success is ... having sex. </p><p>At age 35, success is ... having money. </p><p>At age 50, success is ... having money. </p><p>At age 60, success is ... having sex. </p><p>At age 70, success is ... having a drivers license. </p><p>At age 75, success is ... having friends. </p><p>At age 80, success is ... not peeing in your pants.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60117"] Life Stages FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4, success is ... not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is ... having friends. At age 16, success is ... having a drivers license. At age 20, success is ... having sex. At age 35, success is ... having money. At age 50, success is ... having money. At age 60, success is ... having sex. At age 70, success is ... having a drivers license. At age 75, success is ... having friends. At age 80, success is ... not peeing in your pants. [/QUOTE]
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