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<blockquote data-quote="bendrivin" data-source="post: 60164"><p>THINGS THAT PISS OFF THE UPSMAN </p><p>1.NO, I HAVE NO FRIGGIN IDEA WHAT IT IS, IF I HAD TIME TO OPEN IT YOU MAY NOT HAVE GOT IT! </p><p>2.NO IT'S NOT HEAVY, I ALWAYS TURN RED AND STRAIN LIKE THIS WHEN IM WAITING FOR YOU TO DECIDE WHERE THE HELL YOU WANT YOUR CRAP! </p><p>3.YES THE CAT IS CUTE, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY SHE HAS SUNK HER CLAWS INTO MY FLESH TO SHOW SHE LIKES ME. </p><p>4. YES I KNOW THEY ARE SWEET KIDS, I COULD TELL BY THE WAY THEY WERE PEPPERING MY TRUCK AND ME WITH SNOW BALLS. </p><p>5.WOW, THAT TEDDY REALY SHOWS OFF YOUR 350LBS. </p><p>6.NO MAM IM SORRY YOU ARE NAKED BUT I CANT WAIT A FEW MINUTES, ITS OK I'M A PROFESIONAL(UNLESS YOU ARE THE BEFORE MENTIONED 350LB LADY). </p><p>7.SURE I DONT MIND WAITING 10 MINUTES WHILE YOU GOOF OFF BEFORE WRITING A CHECK FOR THE COD YOU KNEW WAS COMING DAYS AGO, HELL I GOT ALL DAY, HELL I GOT NO LIFE OR FAMILY OR ANYTHING. </p><p>8.HEY HOW ABOUT WE ALL PARK OUR CARS IN THE STREET AND LEAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL DRIVEWAYS CLEAR SO WE CAN ADMIRE THEM, WHO CARES THAT WE ARE BLOCKIN THE WHOLE DAMN STREET. </p><p>9.WOW! THAT WAS A SLICK DRIVING MOVE!YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE ACTUALY STOP AT SIGNS AND RED LIGHTS BUT I GUESS YOU HAVE MOVED BEYOND THE REST OF US. </p><p>9B. HEY PEOPLE WITH AN I.Q. OF A POSSUM'S ASS CAN GET A DRIVERS LISCENSE NOW, THATS A STEP UP! </p><p>9C. I APOLOGIZE TO ALL POSSUM ASSES OUT THERE IF I INSULTED YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. </p><p>10.YES LADY I KNOW THE DOG DON'T BITE AND IS A WONDERFUL DOG, BUT DO YOU THINK I COULD BORROW A RAG OR SOMETHING TO STOP THE BLEEDING. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS BE A UPSMAN.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bendrivin, post: 60164"] THINGS THAT PISS OFF THE UPSMAN 1.NO, I HAVE NO FRIGGIN IDEA WHAT IT IS, IF I HAD TIME TO OPEN IT YOU MAY NOT HAVE GOT IT! 2.NO IT'S NOT HEAVY, I ALWAYS TURN RED AND STRAIN LIKE THIS WHEN IM WAITING FOR YOU TO DECIDE WHERE THE HELL YOU WANT YOUR CRAP! 3.YES THE CAT IS CUTE, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY SHE HAS SUNK HER CLAWS INTO MY FLESH TO SHOW SHE LIKES ME. 4. YES I KNOW THEY ARE SWEET KIDS, I COULD TELL BY THE WAY THEY WERE PEPPERING MY TRUCK AND ME WITH SNOW BALLS. 5.WOW, THAT TEDDY REALY SHOWS OFF YOUR 350LBS. 6.NO MAM IM SORRY YOU ARE NAKED BUT I CANT WAIT A FEW MINUTES, ITS OK I'M A PROFESIONAL(UNLESS YOU ARE THE BEFORE MENTIONED 350LB LADY). 7.SURE I DONT MIND WAITING 10 MINUTES WHILE YOU GOOF OFF BEFORE WRITING A CHECK FOR THE COD YOU KNEW WAS COMING DAYS AGO, HELL I GOT ALL DAY, HELL I GOT NO LIFE OR FAMILY OR ANYTHING. 8.HEY HOW ABOUT WE ALL PARK OUR CARS IN THE STREET AND LEAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL DRIVEWAYS CLEAR SO WE CAN ADMIRE THEM, WHO CARES THAT WE ARE BLOCKIN THE WHOLE DAMN STREET. 9.WOW! THAT WAS A SLICK DRIVING MOVE!YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE ACTUALY STOP AT SIGNS AND RED LIGHTS BUT I GUESS YOU HAVE MOVED BEYOND THE REST OF US. 9B. HEY PEOPLE WITH AN I.Q. OF A POSSUM'S ASS CAN GET A DRIVERS LISCENSE NOW, THATS A STEP UP! 9C. I APOLOGIZE TO ALL POSSUM ASSES OUT THERE IF I INSULTED YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 10.YES LADY I KNOW THE DOG DON'T BITE AND IS A WONDERFUL DOG, BUT DO YOU THINK I COULD BORROW A RAG OR SOMETHING TO STOP THE BLEEDING. FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS BE A UPSMAN. [/QUOTE]
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