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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60181"><p>> > >Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent </p><p>> over </p><p>> > >the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just </p><p>> > >kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to </p><p>> get </p><p>> > >it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the </p><p>> > >decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in </p><p>> the </p><p>> > >first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable </p><p>> and </p><p>> > >burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just </p><p>> > >exactly </p><p>> > >where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would </p><p>> be </p><p>> > >just below your left breast." </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > >Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot </p><p>> wound </p><p>> > >to her knee.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60181"] > > >Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent > over > > >the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just > > >kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to > get > > >it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the > > >decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in > the > > >first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable > and > > >burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just > > >exactly > > >where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would > be > > >just below your left breast." > > > > > >Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot > wound > > >to her knee. [/QUOTE]
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