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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60187"><p>Due to an extremely bad transition from excite @home to cox@ home, I have been unable to use the internet for over a week and a half. Hopefully, all is well now. I hope you missed the jokes!!! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. </p><p>> He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the </p><p>> hospital to undergo tests. </p><p>> </p><p>> The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the </p><p>> hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. </p><p>> </p><p>> "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your </p><p>> tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called </p><p>> G.A.S.H. It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and </p><p>> Herpes!" </p><p>> </p><p>> "Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, </p><p>> doctor?" </p><p>> </p><p>> "Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and </p><p>> pita bread." </p><p>> </p><p>> "Will that cure me???" asked the man. </p><p>> </p><p>> The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can </p><p>> get under the door." </p><p>> </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60187"] Due to an extremely bad transition from excite @home to cox@ home, I have been unable to use the internet for over a week and a half. Hopefully, all is well now. I hope you missed the jokes!!! A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. > He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the > hospital to undergo tests. > > The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the > hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. > > "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your > tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called > G.A.S.H. It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and > Herpes!" > > "Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, > doctor?" > > "Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and > pita bread." > > "Will that cure me???" asked the man. > > The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can > get under the door." > > [/QUOTE]
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