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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60188"><p>Why Dogs Can't Use Computers </p><p> </p><p> 10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. </p><p> </p><p> 9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the </p><p> question. </p><p> </p><p> 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. </p><p> </p><p> 7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome. </p><p> </p><p> 6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's </p><p>browsing </p><p> <a href="http://www.purina.com" target="_blank">www.purina.com</a> instead of working. </p><p> </p><p> 5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating. </p><p> </p><p> 4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got </p><p>Mail". </p><p> </p><p> 3. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits. </p><p> </p><p> 2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms. </p><p> </p><p> And the #1 reason dogs can't use computers... </p><p> </p><p> He can't stick his head out of Windows.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60188"] Why Dogs Can't Use Computers 10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. 7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome. 6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing [url]www.purina.com[/url] instead of working. 5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating. 4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail". 3. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits. 2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms. And the #1 reason dogs can't use computers... He can't stick his head out of Windows. [/QUOTE]
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