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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60202">She Said It&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I&#039;m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I&#039;m not &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; dumb... and I also know that I&#039;m not blonde.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Dolly Parton &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a smart woman with a dumb guy.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Erica Jong &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don&#039;t even want to do anything &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; that feels good for 36 hours.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Rita Rudner &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; can&#039;t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Rita Rudner &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I&#039;ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Wendy Liebman &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Erma Bombeck &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing &#039;em.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Sue Grafton &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I&#039;m not going to vacuum &#039;til Sears makes one you can ride on.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Roseanne &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I think, therefore I&#039;m single.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Lizz Winstead &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; another country.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Elayne Boosler &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Maryon Pearson &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn&#039;t itch.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Gilda Radner &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; done, ask a woman.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Margaret Thatcher &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and a career.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Gloria Steinhem &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Gloria Steinhem &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; that comes home late at night.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Marie Corelli &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Baroness Edith Summerskill &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; If men can run the world, why can&#039;t they stop wearing neckties? How &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; neck?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Linda Ellerbee &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; house. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Zsa Zsa Gabor</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60202"] She Said It I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -Rita Rudner I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing 'em. -Sue Grafton I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne I think, therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda Radner In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinhem Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -Gloria Steinhem I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. -Marie Corelli Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith Summerskill If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor [/QUOTE]

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