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<blockquote data-quote="flimflam" data-source="post: 60532">Ebonics Crimmus Pome &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; &nbsp;&nbsp;And all ower da hood; &nbsp;&nbsp;ereybody wuz&#039; sleepin&#039;; &nbsp;&nbsp;Dey wuz sleepin&#039; good. &nbsp;&nbsp;We hunged up our stockings; &nbsp;&nbsp;An hoped like de&#039; heck; &nbsp;&nbsp;That old Santa Clause; &nbsp;&nbsp;Be bringin&#039; our check. &nbsp;&nbsp;All o&#039;de fambily; &nbsp;&nbsp;Wuz layin in de beds; &nbsp;&nbsp;While Ripple and Thunderbird; &nbsp;&nbsp;Danced through dey heads. &nbsp;&nbsp;I passed out inna&#039; flo; &nbsp;&nbsp;Right nex to my Maw; &nbsp;&nbsp;When I heard sech a fuss; &nbsp;&nbsp;I thunk: &quot;It mus be de law!!!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;I looked out thru de bars; &nbsp;&nbsp;What covered my doe; &nbsp;&nbsp;&#039;spectin&#039; de sheriff; &nbsp;&nbsp;Wif a warrant fo sho. &nbsp;&nbsp;And what did I see; &nbsp;&nbsp;I said, &quot;Lawd look at dat!!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;Ther&#039; wuz a huge watermellon; &nbsp;&nbsp;Pulled by giant warf rats!! &nbsp;&nbsp;Now ober all de years; &nbsp;&nbsp;Santa Clause, he be white; &nbsp;&nbsp;But looks liken us bros; &nbsp;&nbsp;Gets a black Sanna dis nite. &nbsp;&nbsp;Faster dan a Po&#039;lees car; &nbsp;&nbsp;My home boy he came; &nbsp;&nbsp;He whupped on dem warf rats; &nbsp;&nbsp;An&#039; called dem by name! &nbsp;&nbsp;On Leroy, on &#039;Lonzo ; &nbsp;&nbsp;And on Willie Lee; &nbsp;&nbsp;On Saphire, on Chenequa; &nbsp;&nbsp;Dey wuz a site to see!! &nbsp;&nbsp;As he landed dat watta&#039; mellon; &nbsp;&nbsp;Out der in da skreet; &nbsp;&nbsp;I knowed it was fo&#039; sho&#039;; &nbsp;&nbsp;Da damndest site I ebber did see. &nbsp;&nbsp;He didn&#039;t go down no chimbley; &nbsp;&nbsp;He picked da&#039; lock on my doe; &nbsp;&nbsp;An&#039; I sez to myself; &nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;&lt;FONT COLOR=&quot;ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;!! He done dis befoe!!!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;He had dis big bag; &nbsp;&nbsp;Full of prezents I &#039;xpect; &nbsp;&nbsp;Wid Air Jordans and fake gold; &nbsp;&nbsp;To wear roun&#039; my neck. &nbsp;&nbsp;But he left no good prezents; &nbsp;&nbsp;Jus started stealing my &lt;FONT COLOR=&quot;ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;; &nbsp;&nbsp;Got my drugs, got my guns, &nbsp;&nbsp;Even got my burglar&#039;s kit!! &nbsp;&nbsp;Wit my stuff in de bag; &nbsp;&nbsp;Out da window he flewed; &nbsp;&nbsp;I woudda&#039; tried to catched him; &nbsp;&nbsp;But he stoled my &#039;nife too!! &nbsp;&nbsp;He jumped on dat wadda&#039; mellon; &nbsp;&nbsp;An&#039; whipped out a switch; &nbsp;&nbsp;He wuz gone in a seccon&#039;; &nbsp;&nbsp;Dat son of a &lt;FONT COLOR=&quot;ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;!! &nbsp;&nbsp;Next year I be hopin&#039;; &nbsp;&nbsp;Anutha Sanna we git; &nbsp;&nbsp;Cuz&#039; diz here Sanna Clause; &nbsp;&nbsp;Jus&#039; ain&#039;t werf a &lt;FONT COLOR=&quot;ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;!!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="flimflam, post: 60532"] Ebonics Crimmus Pome Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ower da hood; ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockings; An hoped like de' heck; That old Santa Clause; Be bringin' our check. All o'de fambily; Wuz layin in de beds; While Ripple and Thunderbird; Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna' flo; Right nex to my Maw; When I heard sech a fuss; I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!" I looked out thru de bars; What covered my doe; 'spectin' de sheriff; Wif a warrant fo sho. And what did I see; I said, "Lawd look at dat!!" Ther' wuz a huge watermellon; Pulled by giant warf rats!! Now ober all de years; Santa Clause, he be white; But looks liken us bros; Gets a black Sanna dis nite. Faster dan a Po'lees car; My home boy he came; He whupped on dem warf rats; An' called dem by name! On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ; And on Willie Lee; On Saphire, on Chenequa; Dey wuz a site to see!! As he landed dat watta' mellon; Out der in da skreet; I knowed it was fo' sho'; Da damndest site I ebber did see. He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da' lock on my doe; An' I sez to myself; "!! He done dis befoe!!!" He had dis big bag; Full of prezents I 'xpect; Wid Air Jordans and fake gold; To wear roun' my neck. But he left no good prezents; Jus started stealing my ; Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit!! Wit my stuff in de bag; Out da window he flewed; I woudda' tried to catched him; But he stoled my 'nife too!! He jumped on dat wadda' mellon; An' whipped out a switch; He wuz gone in a seccon'; Dat son of a !! Next year I be hopin'; Anutha Sanna we git; Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause; Jus' ain't werf a !!! [/QUOTE]

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