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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60535">News Flash...missing news stories from Florida ... &nbsp; Some news items that have been overshadowed &nbsp; Coca Cola announced today that, starting immediately, all cans of soda destined for Palm Beach County will be clearly stamped&nbsp; on the&nbsp; bottom &quot;OPEN AT OTHER END.&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Florida Department&nbsp; of Transportation has finally come up with a reason for all the&nbsp; intersection accidents in Palm Beach&nbsp; County. No one knows what the&nbsp; arrows mean! &nbsp; &nbsp; Newly released statistic: 87% of the &quot;blue hairs&quot;&nbsp; in Palm Beach County used to be blondes. &nbsp; &nbsp; A recount&nbsp; has been ordered of all winning bingo cards over the past five years in&nbsp; Palm Beach County. &nbsp; &nbsp; It was a simple mistake at the polls in Palm&nbsp; Beach County. After all, the names &quot;Gore&quot; and &quot;Buchanan&quot; look almost&nbsp; exactly alike&nbsp; when printed out. &nbsp; &nbsp; Almost everyone in Palm Beach&nbsp; County believes in the Ten Commandments, but 78% of them also&nbsp; believe you can choose five of&nbsp; them. &nbsp; &nbsp; Doctors have discovered&nbsp; the problem with Palm Beach County voters. 79% of them are dyslexic.&nbsp; They thought the word &quot;vote&quot;&nbsp; was &quot;veto.&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; The problem with the&nbsp; ballot in Palm Beach County stems from the&nbsp; fact that it is&nbsp; largely a retirement area and 69% of the retirees&nbsp; used to be lawyers. &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Do you mean to tell me that most of the people in&nbsp; Florida can pay attention to 15 Bingo cards all at the same time,&nbsp; but can&#039;t&nbsp; punch one right hole?&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; Why do Palm Beach Floridians&nbsp; have T.G.I.friend. written on their shoes? -----Toes Go In First. &nbsp; &nbsp; Three Palm Beach Floridians were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Disneyland Left,&quot;&nbsp; So they turned around and went home. &nbsp; &nbsp; Why did the Palm Beach Floridian stare at the can of frozen&nbsp; orange Juice?&nbsp; --Because it said Concentrate. &nbsp; &nbsp; Why can&#039;t Palm Beach Floridians dial 911? -They can&#039;t find&nbsp; the 11 on the phone! &nbsp; &nbsp; Two Palm Beach Floridians were standing on&nbsp; either side of a road. One asked the other. &quot;How do I get to the&nbsp; other side?&quot;&nbsp; --The&nbsp; other replied,&quot;Dummy, you&#039;re already ON the&nbsp; other side!&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hear about the Palm Beach Floridian that got an AM&nbsp; radio? --It took her a month to realize she could play it at&nbsp; night. &nbsp; &nbsp; What happened to the Palm Beach Floridian Ice Hockey&nbsp; Team?&nbsp; --They drowned in Spring Training. &nbsp; &nbsp; What did the Palm Beach Floridian say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? --&quot;Look! They spelled MACY&#039;S wrong!&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; How do you&nbsp; make a Palm Beach Floridian laugh on Saturday?&nbsp; --Tell them a joke&nbsp; on Wednesday.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60535"] News Flash...missing news stories from Florida ... Some news items that have been overshadowed Coca Cola announced today that, starting immediately, all cans of soda destined for Palm Beach County will be clearly stamped on the bottom "OPEN AT OTHER END." The Florida Department of Transportation has finally come up with a reason for all the intersection accidents in Palm Beach County. No one knows what the arrows mean! Newly released statistic: 87% of the "blue hairs" in Palm Beach County used to be blondes. A recount has been ordered of all winning bingo cards over the past five years in Palm Beach County. It was a simple mistake at the polls in Palm Beach County. After all, the names "Gore" and "Buchanan" look almost exactly alike when printed out. Almost everyone in Palm Beach County believes in the Ten Commandments, but 78% of them also believe you can choose five of them. Doctors have discovered the problem with Palm Beach County voters. 79% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word "vote" was "veto." The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach County stems from the fact that it is largely a retirement area and 69% of the retirees used to be lawyers. "Do you mean to tell me that most of the people in Florida can pay attention to 15 Bingo cards all at the same time, but can't punch one right hole?" Why do Palm Beach Floridians have T.G.I.friend. written on their shoes? -----Toes Go In First. Three Palm Beach Floridians were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left," So they turned around and went home. Why did the Palm Beach Floridian stare at the can of frozen orange Juice? --Because it said Concentrate. Why can't Palm Beach Floridians dial 911? -They can't find the 11 on the phone! Two Palm Beach Floridians were standing on either side of a road. One asked the other. "How do I get to the other side?" --The other replied,"Dummy, you're already ON the other side!" Hear about the Palm Beach Floridian that got an AM radio? --It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. What happened to the Palm Beach Floridian Ice Hockey Team? --They drowned in Spring Training. What did the Palm Beach Floridian say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? --"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" How do you make a Palm Beach Floridian laugh on Saturday? --Tell them a joke on Wednesday. [/QUOTE]

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