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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60611">Signs Found in the Kitchen&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; So this isn&#039;t Home Sweet Home...Adjust!&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; Martha Stewart doesn&#039;t live here!&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; Ring bell for maid service.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; If no answer, do it yourself.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; I clean house every other day.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; Today is the other day.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; If you write in the dust, please don&#039;t date it!&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; I would cook dinner, but I can&#039;t find the can opener!&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; If you don&#039;t like my standards of cooking...&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; lower your standards.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; Although you&#039;ll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn&#039;t always look like this...&nbsp; &gt;&gt; some days its even worse.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,&nbsp; &gt;&gt; and this kitchen is delirious.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp; My next house will have no kitchen...just vending machines.&nbsp; &gt;&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60611"] Signs Found in the Kitchen >> >> So this isn't Home Sweet Home...Adjust! >> >> Martha Stewart doesn't live here! >> >> Ring bell for maid service. >> If no answer, do it yourself. >> >> I clean house every other day. >> Today is the other day. >> >> If you write in the dust, please don't date it! >> >> I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener! >> >> My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! >> >> I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. >> >> If you don't like my standards of cooking... >> lower your standards. >> >> Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this... >> some days its even worse. >> >> A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, >> and this kitchen is delirious. >> >> A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. >> >> Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. >> >> Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. >> >> Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. >> >> My next house will have no kitchen...just vending machines. >> >> [/QUOTE]

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