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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60614">Temperatures&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; swimming.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 35 degrees - Italians cars don&#039;t start.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 32 degrees - Water freezes.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Canadians go swimming.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Miami residents plan vacation farther south.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 15 degrees - French cars don&#039;t start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5 degrees - American cars don&#039;t start.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -10 degrees - German cars don&#039;t start, eyes freeze shut when you step outside.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, politicians actually do something &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don&#039;t&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; start.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the driver going.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don&#039;t start.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -80 degrees - Polar bears move south, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hot cocoa at the game.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all. Kenneth Starr moves in with &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Monica. Alaskans button top button. Santa moves operations to Panama.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60614"] Temperatures 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 degrees - Italians cars don't start. 32 degrees - Water freezes. 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia. 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming. 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south. 15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 degrees - American cars don't start. 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you step outside. -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist. -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start. -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start. -40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South. -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 degrees - Polar bears move south, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all. Kenneth Starr moves in with Monica. Alaskans button top button. Santa moves operations to Panama. [/QUOTE]

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